Dear Fast Food Drive Thru Workers,

Please SLOW DOWN!!  While we all appreciate your quickety quickness, there is nothing more annoying than your aggressive, tag team, rapid fire launching of chocolate milks and diet cokes into my lap.  I understand that you are under a lot of pressure to get me on my way in 4 minutes or less, but 4 minutes 30 seconds is still going to be okay...promise.  The fact that I'm at your fine establishment to begin with is undeniable proof that my day is not going according to plan, so please help me out!  Kthxbye, Shel